Rock, Paper, Scissors

You Know what Really Grinds my Gears? is Rock, Paper, Scissors. I mean its a fun game to play to see who can go first or something but the point of it is this. Scissors beats Paper ok, and Rock beats scissors but How the FUCK can paper beat rock?? huh I mean you say paper wraps around rock and like leaves it impenetrable? If thats the case why cant paper beat Scissors than? If this paper thing is true than why isn't paper used like shields or suffocating college students? Ill tell you Why cus PAPER CANT BEAT SHIT! Rock and especially Scissors Tears through paper like the U.S invasion on to Normandy. See when you play the game always choose ROCK, cus when someone pulls out paper and they say they won than you can say NO you didn't win, Rock rips paper apart, and when they complain you can punch them in the face with that already closed fist and say OH I thought paper would protect u you Dipshit!