No Answer

You Know what Really Grind my Gears? are the people that have cell phones and never Answer them or even respond to texts. I mean the point of the cell phone is to keep in touch with people or your friends right? So why Have a cell phone if your never going to answer the damn thing or even voice mails. I dont leave voice mails much because I never get a call back anyway. Its a waits of my time. I mean I could be your friend and no prior complications and you dont answer it no matter when someone calls. I mean WHAT the F%#@ you doing, if you dont wana talk than get rid of it cus its pissing everyone off that wants to talk with you. Also what if a job called that you really wanted and you didnt answer it because you think your to good to answer. If i was that employer I wouldnt give you the fucking job. Take time out and respond to your friends because if you keep putting them off you might lose them.

Hiring at movie theaters

I go to the theater and see age levels of the people that work there. I first see the people selling the tickets are like 16 yrs old. So than when you get your ticket and you want food the person there is like 21-23. So I guess they need someone with a bit better IQ to be selling food and taking complex orders on how many variations of Jelly Belly's you want.  When your all done with that than you have to go through the somewhat security people that tell you were your screen is. Those people are the ones around 35-older cause they wana have some sort of dominance of this young generation of emo kids. Those are your 3 levels but when you leave the theater the easiest job is the "good bye" person which sometimes is a handicapped person cause its the easiest job they could do with out screwing up. 

North Korea

You Know what Really Grinds my Gears?  North Korea and Kim Jong! I mean give up already! Lets all just be friends and stop being finger happy on those nukes. Just hand them over and let us see your kickass Tawkwondo, which is the only thing that is going for you. 

Billy Mays

You Know what Really Grinds my Gears? BILLY MAYS!!! I mean You have a guy that never went to college Yelling louder than a tornado siren at you through the T.V to buy some worthless crap that no one wants! 1st off why the fuck does he have to yell? would yelling at me change my thought and want to buy your craptastic glue? I dont Think SO! Whats the deal with his facial hair its so perfect I bet he admires him self in the mirror more than T.O would. But in all do something that you would get respect for! and please stop yelling at me!

The Sopranos ending

You Know what Really Grinds my Gears? People that Diss the Ending of the Sopranos! I mean it had a Thought provoking ending that was well played out and very detailed. Had great Directing/music/and Cinephotography and than when they air it and its all over all you DipShits gotta complain about it. HAY step back and analyze the end and make your own conclusion about what would happen next? 

Debbie Downer Drama People

You Know what Really Grinds my Gears? Debbie Downer Drama People! I mean how many people can put up with someone constantly complaining, worrying, bickering, sad, boring, and conflicted? Ya know when someone is having a good day and they meet one of these people it just totally flips ur mental happy state around. You wana be nice and try listening or putting up with whatever the discussion is but we than also have that voice in our head saying Shut the F@#% Up! Please I was having such a good day with jokes and great weather and cotton candy and than all of a sudden Im being brain raped by drama. God should have made 11 Commandments the last one would be #11 - Thou shall not have Drama upon my people - Thanks God, your looking out for the people that find the good(happiness) in everyday! See people with Drama are like Vampires they need to feed on other peoples NORMAL lives to survive!  Ya Because we all Know that No person wants to be with anyone that cant find Happiness and to think otherwise is just plane Bogus. Id rather step on a tack than listen to complain on why you cant find something to wear when going to T.G.I.F. I wish I had that ray pen they used in Men in Black so when Im done listening to a 3 hour rant I can blast my self in the face with the ray and Ill forget that 3 hours of my wasted life ever happened. "Thanks"

Nascar

What's the Deal with Nascar racing? I mean how fun can it be to watch a bunch of cars go around in a circle for 500 laps? Think about it.. You can leave for an hour and come back and not miss a Damn thing because there still doing the same exact thing you saw an hour ago. Maybe if they had guns than it would be more interesting to the viewer. 

WWE = Gay

You Know what Really Grinds my Gears? WWE or just Wrestling in general! I mean if I wanted a bunch of sweaty, retarded, brainless guys climbing on each other, than Im pretty much gay ya know? I think we should make up another man vs man sport, like hum ummm ok two guys kicking each other in the balls until one gives up? how about that?

"24"

You what Really Grind my Gears? The show "24", What's the point of that show? I mean every freakin season is the same, some stupid terrorist is trying to blow up something or kill someone important and you got the same guy trying to stop them, Enough is Enough 

Space

You Know what Really Grind my Gears? 

Space, Its just retarded! like Martha Stewart.

Hobos

You no what Really Grinds my Gears? Hobos, I mean they Live on the street, steal or money, and act like doochebags only to feed off our change we some times give them. I mean I saw a hobo getting off a bus once in Chicago, How the hell does he know its his stop? huh?

Hippies

You Know what Really Grinds my Gears? Hippies, All they believe is Love and Peace. What a load of Bull. + they stick of urin and weed.

Dying

You Know what Really Grinds my Gears? Dying. I mean if we die, whats the point of living? Does God hate us? Why do we reproduce? Why is the toilet paper gone?

Car shopping

You Know what Really Grinds my Gears?  Car Shopping!  I hate it because there's just to many cars out there with to many options and than you bring the sales man into it and you gotta listen to his epic speech on why there cars are better and than they stick you with the rust proofing and the under coating whatever the hell that is, and than they soften you up with donuts which are hard to say no but than you think what if the jelly gets on my clothes and your mind is running wild with the thought of cars and sweets and its just to much and you start loosing your mind and than some how your signature got on the paper and they say "your now off on your way with that nicely used piece of shit GEO" and than when you think about it you ur Mind Rages and you Burst into flames like Al Pacino in the Devils Advocate.  

Happy Car Shopping=)

Indoor Sunglasses

Whats the Deal with people that wear Indoor Sunglasses? what, you think your cool or something cause your not and if your trying to hide that hangover look than think again cause those sunglasses are not going to hide your horrific smell coming out of your pores.

Clapping and Seat savers.

You Know what Really Grinds my Gears? people that Clap after the movie or for the tv. UM 1st thing THEY CANT HEAR YOU!  2nd No one Cares and your just annoying as Hell to listening to you.

and another thing - People that save seats, I see these people that throw there coat over 10 chairs and only to find that 2 people showed up to the movie probly because the rest of the people couldn't afford to get in. 

Corruption

You Know what Really Grind my Gears?

BLAGOJEVICH!!!! and also his Hair! 

FUCK YOUUUUU!

SSHHH Shut the F UP!

You Know what Really Grinds my Gears? fucking people that pay $10 for a movie and end up talking during the movie. You know who else payed $10? EVERYONE in the fucking theater and no one wants to hear who you have a crush on or why you have herpes but WE do want to hear SILENCE! If you wana chit chat about why everyone thinks your ugly than go to the fucking bathroom an do it outside cause we the people that are silent dont give 2 shits.

Dago T's

You Know what Really Grinds my Gears? are all the Blacks, and Mexicans that wear Dago T's as shirts out in public. WTF its not a shirt its an under shirt and if ur hairy or fat it doesn't look cool. See what the thing is, its called "DAGO T" another word(slur) for an Italian is Dago so who should be allowed to wear them anyway we want? huh ITALIANS

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Too Much Makeup

What's the Deal with Girls putting on Too Much Makeup?

I dont get it? I mean some makeup is fine but I see these girls that cake there face in makeup and you cant see skin its just 7 layers of tan makeup. I mean you look like a Clown please just step back and apply just a bit but not over do it. I no your not trying to impress anyone, and if ur married and your doing this than your husband just doesn't have the balls to say Enough is Enough. Now if your single and have been doing it for years and still haven't picked up anyone than maybe you should re-evaluate your face.

Dallas Cowboys

What's the Deal with the Cowboys? 

I mean You have a Team with superstars than cant even get to the playoffs. The Team should be called "Dallas Egos" You have a team with T.O and Romo and Roy Williams and some others that just think there all tough shit! Having two Wide receivers that always want the ball is fucking gay. 

Mexicans

You Know what Really Grinds my Gears? 

ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS!

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Parking lot Retards

You Know what Really Grinds my Gears? 

People Who walk in the middle of the fucking aisle in parking lots cause they cant remember what side they parked on. I mean Im driving right behind them in this HUGE ass vehicle and could easy take them out but no I have to go 2 mph. what "Oh i cant decide of Im on the left or if Im on the right so Ill just walk in the middle" I just dont get it? 

And than you have the fucktards that walk in the aisle and find out 5 min later that there 5 aisles over so Iv been following them for a spot and find out there car is not there. 

Rock, Paper, Scissors

You Know what Really Grinds my Gears? is Rock, Paper, Scissors. I mean its a fun game to play to see who can go first or something but the point of it is this. Scissors beats Paper ok, and Rock beats scissors but How the FUCK can paper beat rock?? huh I mean you say paper wraps around rock and like leaves it impenetrable? If thats the case why cant paper beat Scissors than? If this paper thing is true than why isn't paper used like shields or suffocating college students? Ill tell you Why cus PAPER CANT BEAT SHIT! Rock and especially Scissors Tears through paper like the U.S invasion on to Normandy. See when you play the game always choose ROCK, cus when someone pulls out paper and they say they won than you can say NO you didn't win, Rock rips paper apart, and when they complain you can punch them in the face with that already closed fist and say OH I thought paper would protect u you Dipshit!

Pasta

What's the deal with people going to restaurants and not bringing home there left over pasta which is perfectly good to eat for lunch or dinner? Nothing makes for a better left over meal than past. You go to a restaurant or and Italian restaurant and you order pasta, Right there You NO that it could be a big bowl so if ur not that hungry U take the rest home. I see People have there plates taken away to be thrown away STOP what THATS LIKE A HALF A BOWL of Pasta! If you cant take it home cause you think you might look gay in front of the person your with than your fucking retarded! 

and BTW pasta should never cost more than $12. Its a cheap easy meal and paying more than that for something you can cook yourself is fucked-up.

Right turns on Red.

You Know what Really Grinds my Gears? When people turn out in front of you in the right lane when they have a red and they have a Rice Burner and they peal out like there being chased my the Police and ur right on there ASS. You think that with there car they would execrate BUT they Dont and you gotta break and have to wait for them. Common courtesy to speed up or move left DUMBASS.

"IS"

"You Know what really Grinds my Gears" The word "IS" in Facebook, why cant people delete it or combine it with there name to complete a thought or sentence for the STATUS! Are You all Fucking stupid U cant use the word "IS" or take it out? huh 

Here is what some people would write "John Smith IS cant learn to type out a correct sentence in Facebook."

NOW - What it should say is "John Smith can learn to type out a correct sentence on facebook with deleting the word IS."

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